‘Twas a magical family Christmas party in Mequon, Wisconsin.  My cousin Colin challenged my cousin Conor to a chugging contest.  Two New Glarus Spotted Cows in each tube.  The outcome is in dispute and it’s the family is split on who won.  Conor clearly finished first, but with considerable spillage.  Colin is far behind, but nary a drop escaped.  Who won – Conor or Colin?